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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}

{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}

{"fact":"A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.","length":86}

{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}

{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}

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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}

{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}

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