Adam Cesare is an American author of horror novels and short stories. He attended Boston University, where he studied English and film.
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HM Prison Holloway was a closed category prison for adult women and young offenders in Holloway, London, England, operated by His Majesty's Prison Service. It was the largest women's prison in western Europe, until its closure in 2016.
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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
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